Dripping Wet; Hump Day Haik-reviews

Danny loves Molly, and girls sitting on his cock. I am neither. Oh. Moist Graffiti Rating: 59.121 . Over produced LA kids holding guitars – Indie pop? My arse. Moist Graffiti Rating: 51.453 . Brooklyn chillwave-ers. Nothing to frighten the kids… Unlike Drunkle Chad. Moist Graffiti Rating: 65.934 . The Eighties never died for baggy…

Dripping Wet: Janelle Monáe – Electric Lady; MG Rating 68.762

I said Goddddddddd Daaaaaamn Internets! The Sultry Sultan is back to drop another dogmatic and dastardly discourse for the damned, the disconcerted, and the demented.  It’s becoming exceedingly difficult to decussate the cavernous layers of new music these days. Which albums deserve your time, bandwidth, and coin? Do not put undue strain on yourself; let…