Dripping Wet – Yuck and Hebronix, MG Rating 99.999

Howdy Internets!  I have returned from my spirit journey following FIDLAR across the country as a new, better and (finally) healthier piece of breaded pork product!*  And while there has been disagreement and truculence abroad in the nation of late, all could not be better under the Moist Graffiti overpass**.  Now, as keen readers of…

Dripping Wet – Hump Day Haik-reviews 10.16.13

In which the Moist Graffiti writing staff takes on the week’s new(ish) releases through the medium of Japanese poetry. . . American folk – Canucks do it much better. Someone tell Mumford. Moist Graffiti Rating: 67.412 . . Chillwave’s wretched arse dribbles out more and more dross. #Enough Already Moist Graffiti Rating: 33.975 . .…

Dripping Wet; Hump Day Haik-reviews

Danny loves Molly, and girls sitting on his cock. I am neither. Oh. Moist Graffiti Rating: 59.121 . Over produced LA kids holding guitars – Indie pop? My arse. Moist Graffiti Rating: 51.453 . Brooklyn chillwave-ers. Nothing to frighten the kids… Unlike Drunkle Chad. Moist Graffiti Rating: 65.934 . The Eighties never died for baggy…

Dripping Wet: Janelle Monáe – Electric Lady; MG Rating 68.762

I said Goddddddddd Daaaaaamn Internets! The Sultry Sultan is back to drop another dogmatic and dastardly discourse for the damned, the disconcerted, and the demented.  It’s becoming exceedingly difficult to decussate the cavernous layers of new music these days. Which albums deserve your time, bandwidth, and coin? Do not put undue strain on yourself; let…