Dripping Wet – Hump Day Haik-reviews 10.16.13

In which the Moist Graffiti writing staff takes on the week’s new(ish) releases through the medium of Japanese poetry. . . American folk – Canucks do it much better. Someone tell Mumford. Moist Graffiti Rating: 67.412 . . Chillwave’s wretched arse dribbles out more and more dross. #Enough Already Moist Graffiti Rating: 33.975 . .…

Dripping Wet; Hump Day Haik-reviews

Danny loves Molly, and girls sitting on his cock. I am neither. Oh. Moist Graffiti Rating: 59.121 . Over produced LA kids holding guitars – Indie pop? My arse. Moist Graffiti Rating: 51.453 . Brooklyn chillwave-ers. Nothing to frighten the kids… Unlike Drunkle Chad. Moist Graffiti Rating: 65.934 . The Eighties never died for baggy…

Dripping Wet: Janelle Monáe – Electric Lady; MG Rating 68.762

I said Goddddddddd Daaaaaamn Internets! The Sultry Sultan is back to drop another dogmatic and dastardly discourse for the damned, the disconcerted, and the demented.  It’s becoming exceedingly difficult to decussate the cavernous layers of new music these days. Which albums deserve your time, bandwidth, and coin? Do not put undue strain on yourself; let…

Dripping Wet: SSLYBY – Fly By Wire; MG Rating 70.228

Last week’s monthly netmeeting of the Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin T-shirt Collectors Anonymous (SSLYBYTSCA) ended up being rather bittersweet.  While the announcement that the new album, “Fly By Wire” would also be accompanied by 3 (three!) new t-shirt designs obviously sent hearts a-fluttering, nay racing, the news was tempered somewhat by the news…