In which the Moist Graffiti writing staff express their thoughts on new(ish) releases solely through the medium of Japanese poetry.
This week – Jimmy Eat World, Delorean, Jake Bugg, Iceage, Villagers, The Duckworth Lewis Method, Death Grips, London Grammar
My graffiti!
neurotoxins!!!
Jimmy Eat World have
released a new album so…
there’s that… I guess? yeah?
MG Rating 55.555
Eat moar chikken?
Filthy homophobic dividers!!!
Ruben Sierra!
He hit it a ton to center field – El Caballo!!!
Tedious and dull.
Small wonder the Mexicans
played catch and release.
MG Rating 54.827
Hidden messages for Satan
Or the New World Order. Or anyone really.
Bastard love child of
Lee La’s and Alex Monkeys –
Surprisingly good!
MG Rating 73.283
Agenda 21?
That’s all a secret Glenn Beck plot to sell more books.
Fancy a Danish?
Post punk and nihilism
Makes a tasty snack.
MG Rating 66.182
Agenda 21?
That’s all a secret Glenn Beck plot to eat more pies.
Irish Mumford-y
types buy some electronics.
Emoting ensues.
MG Rating 67.384
Agenda 21?
That’s all a secret Glenn Close plot to eat more bunnies.
Because the world needs
a second concept album
about cricket? Yes!
MG Rating 74.491
Holy cow!
Agenda 21?
I could tell you, but then you wouldn’t believe me because you’re a fucking idiot.
What London Trip-Hop?
They Still Manufacture It?
Delicious Mood Grooves
MG Rating – 74.680
Hi! My name is, my name is, my name is
Ariel Pink
Hi! My name is, my name is, my name is
Ariel Pink
Death Grips – Government Plates
I can’t understand
These stupid motherfuckers
I hate you Pitchfork
MG Rating – 11.111
Century 21?
That’s just a communist plot to sell more houses
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